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小明早上趕公車，沒來得及吃早餐，就買了個烤地瓜。
上車後因為沒座位，就順手把地瓜放進了屁股後面口袋。
正好有位少婦抱着小孩要下車，小明一個箭步上前搶位，
一個屁股穩坐在座位上。
這時，卻聽到一聲輕輕的悶响，一堆棕黄色的東西從屁股下面擠了出去，還冒着微微的熱氣…… 。
瞬間，一車人都沸腾了。
小明連忙想用行動來解釋他不是拉屎，就抓了一把放進嘴裡。
這時，只聽到「咚」的一聲，公車撞到了電線桿了。
原來是，連公車司机也被這場面嚇呆了……。
這時，旁邊有個婆婆緩緩的說…
「小伙子，剛才那個抱小孩的小姐坐這座位上，是她家孩子拉的屎…，
你的地瓜掉在地上了…。」
好噁、好噁………………。
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