蕭邦的爺爺

蕭邦的爺爺

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你不必成為世界上最好的人,但你要成為世界上對她最好的人。

妳知道蕭邦的祖父是怎麼娶到他的妻子?

 

蕭邦的爺爺是駝子,可是他一眼就看上美麗得像天仙一樣的她,

他苦苦的追求,但她根本正眼都不瞧他一眼。

 

經過了許多年,他終於守在她身邊了。

因為,有一天,他告訴她:

『妳相信宿命嗎?每個人的姻緣都是上帝決定了的,當我出生的時候,上帝告訴我,我未來的妻子是一個駝子。我誠心誠意的對上帝說,請把她的駝背給我吧,我願意代她承受,請讓所有的美麗都屬於她。

上帝實現了我的願望。妳為什麼不看我一眼呢?』

 

後來,那個美麗得像天仙的女子終於嫁給了他。

 

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這個故事告訴我們…………..

基本上男人專門靠視覺,女人靠聽覺,

所以男人要多說好話~~~

女人多麼喜歡聽好話。

 

這就是「騙蕭爺」(台語)的由來。

這句最好笑!

看到這~~心情有無好一點啊~~~ 哈哈哈 ^Q^

祝心情愉快!!!

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