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一個農場主花了很多錢，買了批母雞，想靠賣蛋賺錢。
不料母雞都一個個無精打采，總是不生蛋。
他急了，去請教專家，專家問明情況。
專家告訴他：母雞也是動物，也需要生理需求，所以你應該再去買一批公雞。
可是農場主已經花了很多錢，只剩買一隻公雞的錢。
沒辦法，他只買了一隻公雞。
但面對著幾百隻如狼似虎的母雞，恐怕這也是有心殺賊，無力回天。
農場主冥思苦想，終於想到一個好辦法：
把珍藏的、本來打算自己用的偉哥拿了出來，混在飼料裡給公雞吃。
公雞吃了如虎添翼，沒到一天便把所有母雞搞定了。
受到愛情的滋潤，很多母雞當天就下蛋了。
可沒想到第二天公雞竟然意猶未盡、跳過牆，來到隔壁的鴨寮，把所有的鴨子也搞定了 ..
第三天公雞仍然勇不可擋、飛過小河，將幾百隻鵝也搞定了。
終於，第四天，農場主出門看到公雞躺在地上、奄奄一息，只有天上蒼鷹在盤旋，伺機下來美食一番。
農場主眼圈一紅，念在公雞為生蛋事業作出莫大貢獻的份上，決定替他收屍。
農場主人走到公雞旁邊垂淚道：
「都是我害了你啊，你生ㄉ偉大，死ㄉ光榮!」
不料公雞卻開口說：
「噓！別他媽的出聲，等那隻老鷹下來，我把牠搞定！」
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