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川普和希拉蕊在選舉宣傳時，一起走進同一家麵包店…
希拉蕊趁店員不注意時偷了3塊糕點，藏進她口袋。
她小聲對川普說：「看我多聰明，店主什麼都沒看到，而我甚至都不需要撒謊，我一定會贏得選舉！」
川普說：「這就是妳的一貫作風喔？為了達到目的，以欺騙和盜竊行事。看我來用一個誠實的方式，也能獲得相同的結果。」
於是川普對麵包店老闆說：「給我這個糕點，我會表演一個魔術給你看。」
店老闆很好奇，給了他一個糕點。
川普立刻吞了它，並要求再來一個也吃下肚。
然後川普又要了第三個糕點也吃了它。
吃完店主開始納悶，就問他到底魔術何時會出現？
川普答說：「去看看希拉蕊的口袋！」
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