弄拙成巧

弄拙成巧

2home.co

 

新來的護士妹妹打點滴技術差……

 

護士長讓她去給一個熟睡的病人打針,

她打了一針,偏了,
看病人沒醒,悄悄地拔出來重打,

因此打了一針又一針,不知不覺從頭打到了腳……

 

就在妹妹香汗淋漓想再找位置打針時,病人一躍而起,咆哮著罵說:

“ 你當真的以為我睡死了? 從頭扎到腳!”,

 

此舉嚇得妹妹落荒而逃。

第二天上班時,護士妹妹被叫到院長室……

院長激動地握著護士妹妹的手說:

“ 謝謝,非常謝謝你,已十年的植物人竟然被你扎醒了!”

 

感悟:亂做都比不做強!

發佈回覆給「winmacsofts」的留言

發佈留言必須填寫的電子郵件地址不會公開。

留言列表(579条)

  • fachai games
    fachai games 2024 年 4 月 25 日 下午 8:51

    I never thought about [topic] in that way before. Thanks for sharing your perspective

  • kontol kuda
    kontol kuda 2024 年 4 月 25 日 上午 3:39

    An interesting dialogue is price comment. I feel that you should write extra on this topic, it may not be a taboo topic however usually people are not sufficient to talk on such topics. To the next. Cheers

  • film porno
    film porno 2024 年 4 月 24 日 下午 7:45

    I have been exploring for a bit for any high-quality articles or blog posts on this sort of house . Exploring in Yahoo I finally stumbled upon this site. Reading this information So i am happy to exhibit that I have a very just right uncanny feeling I discovered exactly what I needed. I such a lot undoubtedly will make sure to do not disregard this website and provides it a look regularly.

  • canik mc9
    canik mc9 2024 年 4 月 23 日 下午 1:23

    Hi! Do you know if they make any plugins to safeguard against hackers? I’m kinda paranoid about losing everything I’ve worked hard on. Any recommendations?

  • Canik tp9
    Canik tp9 2024 年 4 月 23 日 上午 6:55

    I have noticed that credit repair activity must be conducted with techniques. If not, you are going to find yourself destroying your position. In order to realize your aspirations in fixing to your credit rating you have to confirm that from this time you pay your monthly dues promptly before their slated date. It is definitely significant since by certainly not accomplishing so, all other moves that you will choose to use to improve your credit ranking will not be powerful. Thanks for sharing your suggestions.

  • vapes near me
    vapes near me 2024 年 4 月 22 日 下午 12:09

    Great post. I was checking continuously this blog and I’m impressed! Very useful information specially the ultimate section 🙂 I deal with such information a lot. I used to be seeking this certain information for a very lengthy time. Thanks and good luck.

  • jeans manufacture
    jeans manufacture 2024 年 4 月 22 日 上午 4:36

    Aw, this was an exceptionally good post. Spending some time and actual effort to generate a top notch article… but what can I say… I procrastinate a lot and never manage to get anything done.

  • kangvape
    kangvape 2024 年 4 月 22 日 上午 4:14

    hello!,I really like your writing so so much! proportion we keep in touch more approximately your article on AOL? I need a specialist on this area to resolve my problem. Maybe that is you! Having a look ahead to peer you.

  • Geek bar
    Geek bar 2024 年 4 月 22 日 上午 3:43

    I loved as much as you’ll receive carried out right here. The sketch is tasteful, your authored material stylish. nonetheless, you command get got an nervousness over that you wish be delivering the following. unwell unquestionably come more formerly again as exactly the same nearly a lot often inside case you shield this hike.

  • Medyum Berlin
    Medyum Berlin 2024 年 4 月 22 日 上午 12:54

    En iyi medyum olarak bir danışman için medyum haluk hocayı seçin en iyi medyum hocalardan bir tanesidir.

  • вот здесь
    вот здесь 2024 年 4 月 21 日 上午 4:16

    Статья содержит аналитический подход к проблеме и представляет разнообразные точки зрения.

  • Hyde vape
    Hyde vape 2024 年 4 月 21 日 上午 12:12

    Thanks for your write-up. I have often seen that the majority of people are desperate to lose weight simply because wish to appear slim along with attractive. However, they do not usually realize that there are many benefits to losing weight also. Doctors say that over weight people are afflicted with a variety of health conditions that can be directly attributed to the excess weight. The good thing is that people who sadly are overweight in addition to suffering from several diseases can reduce the severity of their illnesses simply by losing weight. It is easy to see a slow but identifiable improvement in health when even a bit of a amount of weight reduction is reached.

  • Vacations in uganda
    Vacations in uganda 2024 年 4 月 20 日 下午 9:26

    You’ve made some decent points there. I checked on the internet for more information about the issue and found most people will go along with your views on this site.

  • boss88 perak
    boss88 perak 2024 年 4 月 20 日 下午 5:23

    A great post without any doubt.

  • situs porno
    situs porno 2024 年 4 月 20 日 上午 5:27

    I?d should verify with you here. Which isn’t something I normally do! I take pleasure in studying a put up that may make individuals think. Additionally, thanks for allowing me to remark!

  • link bokep
    link bokep 2024 年 4 月 20 日 上午 2:49

    Appreciating the dedication you put into your website and in depth information you present. It’s awesome to come across a blog every once in a while that isn’t the same old rehashed information. Great read! I’ve saved your site and I’m adding your RSS feeds to my Google account.

  • situs bokep
    situs bokep 2024 年 4 月 18 日 下午 10:48

    Heya this is kinda of off topic but I was wanting to know if blogs use WYSIWYG editors or if you have to manually code with HTML. I’m starting a blog soon but have no coding expertise so I wanted to get guidance from someone with experience. Any help would be greatly appreciated!

  • bokep jepang
    bokep jepang 2024 年 4 月 18 日 下午 4:24

    wonderful put up, very informative. I wonder why the opposite specialists of this sector don’t notice this. You must proceed your writing. I’m confident, you have a huge readers’ base already!

  • personel alım ilanları
    personel alım ilanları 2024 年 4 月 18 日 下午 4:03

    I have to thank you for the efforts you’ve put in writing this site. I am hoping to view the same high-grade blog posts by you in the future as well. In truth, your creative writing abilities has motivated me to get my very own website now 😉

  • bokep indo
    bokep indo 2024 年 4 月 17 日 下午 7:51

    certainly like your web-site but you have to check the spelling on several of your posts. Many of them are rife with spelling issues and I to find it very bothersome to tell the reality however I?ll definitely come again again.

  • 오케이툰
    오케이툰 2024 年 4 月 17 日 下午 1:25

    I need to to thank you for this wonderful read!! I definitely enjoyed every little bit of it. I have got you book-marked to look at new things you post…

  • raz vapes
    raz vapes 2024 年 4 月 17 日 上午 10:43

    Excellent weblog right here! Additionally your site a lot up fast! What host are you using? Can I am getting your affiliate hyperlink on your host? I want my web site loaded up as fast as yours lol

  • bokep indo
    bokep indo 2024 年 4 月 17 日 上午 1:41

    I?ve been exploring for a bit for any high quality articles or blog posts on this kind of area . Exploring in Yahoo I at last stumbled upon this website. Reading this information So i am happy to convey that I have a very good uncanny feeling I discovered just what I needed. I most certainly will make sure to don?t forget this website and give it a look regularly.

  • raz vape flavors
    raz vape flavors 2024 年 4 月 16 日 下午 1:04

    You made some respectable factors there. I appeared on the internet for the difficulty and found most individuals will go together with with your website.

  • video porno
    video porno 2024 年 4 月 16 日 上午 5:52

    Have you ever considered publishing an e-book or guest authoring on other sites? I have a blog based on the same ideas you discuss and would love to have you share some stories/information. I know my visitors would appreciate your work. If you’re even remotely interested, feel free to send me an e-mail.

  • situs porno
    situs porno 2024 年 4 月 16 日 上午 5:51

    One more thing I would like to state is that in lieu of trying to fit all your online degree tutorials on days of the week that you finish work (considering that people are worn out when they get back), try to arrange most of your lessons on the weekends and only one or two courses for weekdays, even if it means taking some time off your weekend break. This pays off because on the weekends, you will be far more rested along with concentrated upon school work. Thanks alot : ) for the different recommendations I have discovered from your weblog.

  • situs bokep
    situs bokep 2024 年 4 月 16 日 上午 1:34

    I have been exploring for a little bit for any high-quality articles or blog posts in this sort of area . Exploring in Yahoo I finally stumbled upon this web site. Reading this information So i?m happy to express that I’ve an incredibly excellent uncanny feeling I discovered exactly what I needed. I most indubitably will make certain to do not forget this website and give it a glance regularly.

  • bokep indo
    bokep indo 2024 年 4 月 15 日 下午 5:07

    I’m in awe of the author’s capability to make complex concepts approachable to readers of all backgrounds. This article is a testament to his expertise and dedication to providing helpful insights. Thank you, author, for creating such an captivating and enlightening piece. It has been an absolute pleasure to read!

  • download twitter video
    download twitter video 2024 年 4 月 15 日 下午 2:51

    Aw, this was an exceptionally good post. Finding the time and actual effort to make a good article… but what can I say… I procrastinate a whole lot and don’t seem to get anything done.

This site is protected by wp-copyrightpro.com