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某日侍郎、尚書、御史三個高官走在路上,看見一隻狗從三人面前跑過。

御史藉機會問侍郎:「是狼是狗?」(侍郎是狗)

侍郎臉都綠了:「是狗。」

 

尚書和御史都大笑:「何以知道是狗?」

侍郎:「看尾毛,下垂是狼,上梳是狗(尚書是狗)。」

尚書臉沉了下來。

 

侍郎:「也可以從食性看。狼是肉食,狗是遇肉吃肉,遇屎吃屎(御史吃屎)」

御史這時也笑不出來了….

 

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