作偽證
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老王和老李，每天在公園碰面餵鴿子，觀賞松鼠和討論世界問題。
有天，老王沒出現。
老李沒想太多，認為他可能得了感冒或者有其他事情。
但過了一個星期，還是沒見到老王，老李真的擔心起來了，由於都是在公園相會，老李也不知道老王住在那裡，無法知道他究竟發生了什麼事情。
又過了一段時間，老李去公園，竟然發現老王坐在那裡！
老李又激動又開心。「噢，老王，你到底發生了什麼事情？那麼久沒來公園。」
老王：「我被關進了監獄裡。」
「監獄？」老李：「是發生了什麼事啊？」
老王：「你知道阿花嗎？就是我常去咖啡館的那個媚眼翹臀的女服務生。」
老李：「我記得她。怎樣了？」
老王：「她竟然誣告我強姦。我已經87歲了，自然感覺非常驕傲，於是走進法庭就向法官承認我有罪。結果，法官判了我拘禁30天，罪名是「作偽證」！」
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