附庸風雅

附庸風雅

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巴黎很浪漫的露天coffeeshop,有對法國情侶。

那男生一直盯著女生看,看到那女生不好意思臉都紅起來了。

 

忽然間,男生很正經地跟她講:「妳爸爸是不是當小偷的?」

「不是啊!我爸爸是當員警的,你知道的啊!」

 

「奇怪,如果妳爸爸不是當小偷,他怎麼能夠把天上的星星,摘下來放在妳的眼睛裡呢!」

 

有個台灣學生,聽完這個以後,回去馬上就照著做……

他去找他女朋友,看著她的腿,看了那女孩子很不好意思,忽然間他冒出一句話:「妳爸爸是不是種田的?」

 

「你為什麼說我爸爸是種田,我爸是公務員啊!」

「奇怪,如果妳爸不是種田的,怎麼能夠把蘿蔔長在妳的腿上呢!」

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