邏輯修女
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有兩個修女,一個是叫做數學修女,另一個則是叫邏輯修女,
現在已經快天黑了,但她們離修道院還有很遠的路程。
數學: 妳有沒有注意到,後面有個男人已經跟蹤我們有38分鐘31秒了,不知道他想要做什麼?
邏輯: 這很合理的,他想侵犯我們。
數學: 天哪!在這樣的速度下,他會在12分鐘之內抓到我們的,我們該怎麼辦?
邏輯: 唯一合理的方法當然是走快一點。
數學: 好像沒用呀!
邏輯: 當然沒用,那個男人也很合理的越走越快。
數學:那我們該怎麼辦?在這樣的速度下,他還有一分鐘就能抓到我們了。
邏輯:唯一合理的方法就是我們分開逃,妳走那邊,我走這邊,他不可能兩個都抓。
那個男人繼續跟蹤邏輯修女。
數學修女平安地到達修道院,但很擔心邏輯修女會不會出事,然後就看到邏輯修女進了門口。
數學:邏輯修女妳終於回來啦!感謝主!快告訴我發生什麼事了?
邏輯:發生了唯一合理的事情,那個男人不能兩個都跟蹤,所以他就來追我。
數學: 對對,但後來發生什麼事?
邏輯: 發生了唯一合理的事情,我用盡全力地跑,他也用盡全力地在後面追。
數學: 然後咧?
邏輯: 發生了唯一合理的事情,他抓到我了。
數學: 天哪!那妳怎麼辦?
邏輯: 我做了唯一合理的事,把裙子拉起來。
數學: 天哪,邏輯修女!那個男人呢?
邏輯: 他做了唯一合理的事,他把褲子拉了下去。
數學: 我的天哪!那後來呢?
邏輯: 不是很合理嗎,數學修女,一個把裙子拉起來的修女,一定跑得比一個把褲子拉下去的男人快得多!!!
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