一字之差

一字之差

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中文程度很重要,字字珠璣!

往往一字之差,會造成無法挽回的後果:

 

案例一:某好男人請經理吃飯,經理婉拒。
他本想回“好的”,卻回成了“媽的”。
結果,他失業時才五十多歲!

 

案例二:某女同事給男同事發簡訊:

“你是我們同事中最出色的,跟你在一起很開心”,

因不細心少打了個“出”字,結果她被永遠拉黑!

 

案例三:某女祕書給總經理發了個Line,本想寫

“近來總經理工作很辛苦,勞累使您臉蛋上有了很多皺紋”,

因為粗心大意少寫了個“ 臉”字,

結果從那以後,她每次見到總經理都很尷尬。

 

案例四:一美女被提拔升遷,遂發簡訊向協理致謝:

“我讓您操心了,一輩子也忘不了您”!
結果一激動把“心”字給漏掉了,不巧信息又讓協理老婆看見了。
後來,協理離婚了。

 

案例五:前段時間縣府工作會報上要求:

“科長以上幹部要帶領科員下鄉服務並呈上改善報告”,

一女科員本想寫說她從小就膽子小、怕狗,

結果和科長一塊兒下鄉跑了幾個月自己膽子變大了,結果筆誤,把

“膽” 寫成 “肚” 了,這下完了,科長被縣長調職了。

 

案例六:同事長官的老婆生個男孩,長官高興之餘將孩子照片發在員工圈,

同事看到後隨手發了6個字,”這孩子像傻子”。

他第二天就被降職調離,其實他想寫的是,這孩子像嫂子。

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