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有一次，孔子要出席「列國研討會」，所以他到文具店印個名片。
文具店老闆問孔子：「名片的正面當然印中文名字—孔子。但名片背面的英文名字要印什麼？」
孔子說：「不是Confucius嗎？」
老闆說：「Confucius是外國人借用拉丁文對您的尊稱，不能當作自己的名字吧？」
孔子陷入沉思。
老闆喃喃自語：「杜甫上星期也來過，杜甫字『子美』，所以我就建議他名字取為Jimmy Du，讀起來中文名字與英文名字發音較接近！對了，半個月前韓愈也來過，韓愈別名『韓昌黎』，所以我就建議他英文名字取為Charlie Han，他覺得發音很接近，很高興地接受了！」
突然，老闆靈光一現，對孔子說：「有了！您字『仲尼』，又周遊列國，那英文名字就取為Johnny Walker 。 」
各位好友，下次你喝Johnny Walker 這種美酒時，記得它也是我們至聖先師的英文名字哦！
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大概很多人不知道這個笑話原始出自文學大師—余光中！
或許是因為余光中的詩與散文太有名了，大多數的人忽略了余光中是台大外文系畢業，對於英文的鑽研也很精深，才能寫出這樣的幽黙小品。
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