神鬼傳奇
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一個做傳銷的，死後陪上帝喝茶聊天……
上帝認為他太能言善道了，會打擾天堂的幽靜，
於是就把他打入了地獄。
但剛過了一個星期，閻王就滿頭大汗找上門來說：
“上帝呀，趕緊把他弄走吧”。
上帝問：“怎麼回事？”
閻王說：“地獄的小鬼們都被他激勵了，天天開晨會、講夢想、談生涯規劃、跳團隊舞、弄滿意度。我說話都沒人聽，他還要我做組織架構，設定工作流程目標設定，設計薪酬激勵，做績效考核，工作者也要注重形象，提高服務技能，讓所有人滿意。”
上帝大怒：“讓他上天堂，看我怎麼收拾他！”
一個月後，閻王再次遇見上帝，問：
“上帝，那個做傳銷的被您收拾得怎麼樣了？
上帝停住腳步，回答說：你犯了三個錯誤
第一，你應該叫我經理！
第二，這個世界只有客戶才是上帝！
第三，我沒有時間和你閒扯，我要去做報表了！
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