老子來對
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有個私塾學生上課時身上癢，東抓抓西抓抓，把老師弄火了，給他出個上聯–
「抓抓癢癢、癢癢抓抓，愈抓愈癢，愈癢愈抓」。
學生對不出來，挨了打，哭回家，爸爸見到了，說這有什難？
老子給你寫下聯，明天拿回去。
學生第二天把老子寫的下聯交給老師–
「生生死死、死死生生，先生先死，先死先生」。
這對子，多損？又多幽默啊！
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老子來對
2home.co
有個私塾學生上課時身上癢，東抓抓西抓抓，把老師弄火了，給他出個上聯–
「抓抓癢癢、癢癢抓抓，愈抓愈癢，愈癢愈抓」。
學生對不出來，挨了打，哭回家，爸爸見到了，說這有什難？
老子給你寫下聯，明天拿回去。
學生第二天把老子寫的下聯交給老師–
「生生死死、死死生生，先生先死，先死先生」。
這對子，多損？又多幽默啊！
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