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某集團餐飲業舉辦大力士比賽,比賽項目是用手擠捏柳丁汁.

 

第一位出場的是一位大學生—-

肌肉結實,單手一捏,柳丁汁竟然裝滿了一整杯,

主持人大驚 : [ 這位同學,您是…. ]

大學生 : [ 我在學校是健力社團的,專門鍛鍊舉重 單槓與握力.]

 

第二位出場的是一個身著軍服的年輕人—-

他彎下腰 拾起了大學生剛捏過的柳丁,

用手用力一捏,竟然又擠出半杯,

活動主持人嚇呆了 : [ 您…您…. .]

軍人答 : [ 我是海軍陸戰隊的 .]

 

第三位出場的是一位光著上身的中年大叔—-

全身肌肉橫練,上臂竟比頭還要大,

用手接過那已乾扁的柳丁,

用力一捏,竟然又流出了5、6滴柳丁汁!!

主持人已合不攏嘴 : [ ………. 挖哩勒 ]

中年人答 : [ 別驚訝,我是個練家子….. 練過八極拳、南北少林 ]

 

就在大獎即將底定之時,突然上來一位看起來非常乾癟的老頭—-

主持人 : [ 喂喂! 老先生,您會不會走錯地方了呀?….. ]

說時遲那時快,老頭從垃圾筒揀起已被三個人捏得快乾掉的柳丁,

輕輕的一捏,柳丁竟如小溪般的又流出了近 1/3 杯的柳丁汁,

 

頓時全場大驚,主持人腳一軟—-

驚呼連連的問 : 您….您….您是哪裡…?

老先生 : 我是國稅局的 …

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