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某集團餐飲業舉辦大力士比賽，比賽項目是用手擠捏柳丁汁.
第一位出場的是一位大學生—-
肌肉結實，單手一捏，柳丁汁竟然裝滿了一整杯，
主持人大驚 : [ 這位同學，您是…. ]
大學生 : [ 我在學校是健力社團的，專門鍛鍊舉重 單槓與握力.]
第二位出場的是一個身著軍服的年輕人—-
他彎下腰 拾起了大學生剛捏過的柳丁，
用手用力一捏，竟然又擠出半杯，
活動主持人嚇呆了 : [ 您…您…. .]
軍人答 : [ 我是海軍陸戰隊的 .]
第三位出場的是一位光著上身的中年大叔—-
全身肌肉橫練，上臂竟比頭還要大，
用手接過那已乾扁的柳丁，
用力一捏，竟然又流出了5、6滴柳丁汁!!
主持人已合不攏嘴 : [ ………. 挖哩勒 ]
中年人答 : [ 別驚訝，我是個練家子….. 練過八極拳、南北少林 ]
就在大獎即將底定之時，突然上來一位看起來非常乾癟的老頭—-
主持人 : [ 喂喂! 老先生，您會不會走錯地方了呀?….. ]
說時遲那時快，老頭從垃圾筒揀起已被三個人捏得快乾掉的柳丁，
輕輕的一捏，柳丁竟如小溪般的又流出了近 1/3 杯的柳丁汁，
頓時全場大驚，主持人腳一軟—-
驚呼連連的問 : 您….您….您是哪裡…?
老先生 : 我是國稅局的 …
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