假鈔

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有一位大叔去掃墓,突興感嘆:
現在的紙錢做得跟真的一樣,燒的時候還真有點莫名的心疼!

 

一陣苦笑之後,妻子打來電話說:你不是去掃墓了嗎?怎麽没帶上桌上的紙錢?還有,今天我從銀行領回的100萬元哪裡去了?

 

大叔聽完在墳頭哭暈了過去!
路過的人紛紛讚賞,真孝順啊!掃墓時哭成這樣的人、真的是不多見了!

 

晚上,他爺爺給他托夢:孫子啊,你真害人啊!
陰間的警察來抓我了,說我使用假鈔!

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