自找死路

自找死路

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一個男人在看一本叫《男人是一家之主》的書,看得豪氣干雲,就衝進寢室,伸出一根手指在老婆面前搖晃著說:

「從現在起,你必須聽我命令,我說什麼就是什麼!

今天晚上,你得準備美酒佳餚,並侍候我用餐;

然後幫我洗澡、擦背、擦乾身體、拿來浴袍,

並幫我按摩手腳。按摩完畢後,你猜該是誰幫我穿衣服、梳頭髮?」

 

他老婆回答:「應該是葬儀社或殯儀館的人吧?」

 

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