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新來的護士妹妹打點滴技術差……

 

護士長讓她去給一個熟睡的病人打針,

她打了一針,偏了,
看病人沒醒,悄悄地拔出來重打,

因此打了一針又一針,不知不覺從頭打到了腳……

 

就在妹妹香汗淋漓想再找位置打針時,病人一躍而起,咆哮著罵說:

“ 你當真的以為我睡死了? 從頭扎到腳!”,

 

此舉嚇得妹妹落荒而逃。

第二天上班時,護士妹妹被叫到院長室……

院長激動地握著護士妹妹的手說:

“ 謝謝,非常謝謝你,已十年的植物人竟然被你扎醒了!”

 

感悟:亂做都比不做強!

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