不許偷酒

不許偷酒

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第一天

某人聖誕節前夕買了一大桶好酒放在戶外。

 

第二天

他發現少了四分之一,便在酒桶上貼了”不許偷酒”四個字。

 

第三天

酒又少了四分之一,他非常生氣又貼了”偷酒者殺無赦”六個字

 

第四天

酒還是被偷,只剩下了 四分之一,他的肺都快氣炸了!!

 

他的一個朋友知道了此事就對他說:

「笨蛋!你不會在酒桶上貼上【尿桶】二字,看誰還偷喝!」

他覺得挺有道理就照辦了。

 

第五天他哭了

桶滿了…..

 

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