唐伯虎泡妞
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唐伯虎與祝枝山是好朋友，
唐伯虎非常喜歡和祝枝山談論有關泡妞的事。
唐伯虎家中有八個老婆，所以他常以此自豪，
說天下沒有他搞不定的女人，祝枝山半信半疑。
有一天，祝枝山告訴唐伯虎，後山住著一個寡婦，守寡三年，
把貞節視為生命，只養了一隻老鷹相依為命，
如果能搞定這個女人，那我祝枝山對您五體投地。
唐伯虎想一想，便讓祝枝山過幾天再來聽好消息。
過了兩天，下起了傾盆大雨，唐伯虎等到半夜，爬上了後山，
到了寡婦家門口。
唐伯虎敲了敲門，問道：「能不能讓我避避雨？」
寡婦開了門，原來是江南才子唐伯虎，連忙讓他進屋，唐伯虎進了門，連連道謝。
唐伯虎接著又問道：「可不可以將濕的衣服先脫掉烘乾？」
寡婦看他衣服全濕了，連忙把他衣服那到灶上烘乾。
這時，唐伯虎又問：「大嫂，我口渴了，借我一個瓢，讓我喝口水行嗎？」
寡婦連忙拿了一口瓢給唐伯虎。
唐伯虎喝完了水，看看很晚了，再問寡婦：「大嫂能否讓我在這裡過一夜？」
寡婦想了想，屋外雨下得正大，也就答應了，將唐伯虎領至客房，
唐伯虎進了客房，也不客氣，倒頭便睡。
第二天天亮，唐伯虎起床得早，悄悄走進院子，果然看見那隻相依為命的老鷹。
唐伯虎抓住老鷹，把毛都拔了下來，然後，也沒和寡婦打聲招呼，就回了家。
過了幾天，唐伯虎和祝枝山在家下棋，聽見有人敲門。
祝枝山開了門，原來是那寡婦，寡婦看見唐伯虎就破口大罵：「唐伯虎啊唐伯虎，你是江南文人，一代才子，為何要做這種齷齪事來？
那天我看你挺可憐，好心開門讓你進來。
你要避雨，我就讓你避雨；
你要脫衣，我就讓你脫衣；
你想要瓢，我就給你瓢了；
你想過夜，我就讓你過夜。
你說，你為什麼把我的鷹毛都拔光了？」
祝枝山在旁聽得目瞪口呆、五體投地……。
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