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柳宗元被逮了，獄中遇到了李白，問因何入獄？
李說：「造謠罪。飛流直下三千尺，人家丈量了，沒那麼長」。
柳說：「彼此彼此，我說了句千山鳥飛絕，有人舉報樹上還有一隻」。
正感嘆時，杜牧進來了，大家忙問，你是怎麼進來的？
杜牧說：「唉，涉嫌風化問題。」
大伙異口同聲的說：「是不是停車坐愛楓林晚」？
杜說：「是，說老子涉嫌車震！」敗壞社會風氣。
這時，陸游也罵罵咧咧的進來了，大家忙問：「你是為何？」
陸游道：我寫了句「勿言牛老行苦遲，我今八十耕猶力。」
說俺老牛吃嫩草，八十歲還想要包二奶。
這時，李清照被收監路過，眾人驚問，弱女子怎麼了。
李清照答曰:「常記溪亭日暮，沈醉不知歸路。」
我涉嫌酒駕拘留。
眾人皆嘆。
這時蘇軾推門而入，大家納悶：＂你又何事＂
蘇軾嘆 “涉黃＂，我只不過寫了句「橫看成嶺側成峰，遠近高低各不同。」
他們說我偷看女人，動機不純！＂
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