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中文難搞

大宅

 

一老外來華留學4年,主攻漢語。

 

臨畢業,參加中文晉級考試,題量超少,暗喜。

再仔細一看,懞了!

 

題目如下:

請寫出下面兩句話的區別在哪裡?

 

1、冬天:能穿多少穿多少;夏天:能穿多少穿多少。

 

2、剩女產生的原因有兩個,一是誰都看不上,二是誰都看不上。

 

3、女孩給男朋友打電話:如果你到了,我還沒到,你就等著吧;如果我到了,你還沒到,你就等著吧。

 

4、單身的原因:原來是喜歡一個人,現在是喜歡一個人。

 

老外淚流滿面,交白卷,回國了。

 

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