中文難搞
大宅
一老外來華留學4年，主攻漢語。
臨畢業，參加中文晉級考試，題量超少，暗喜。
再仔細一看，懞了！
題目如下：
請寫出下面兩句話的區別在哪裡？
1、冬天：能穿多少穿多少；夏天：能穿多少穿多少。
2、剩女產生的原因有兩個，一是誰都看不上，二是誰都看不上。
3、女孩給男朋友打電話：如果你到了，我還沒到，你就等著吧；如果我到了，你還沒到，你就等著吧。
4、單身的原因：原來是喜歡一個人，現在是喜歡一個人。
老外淚流滿面，交白卷，回國了。
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中文難搞
大宅
一老外來華留學4年，主攻漢語。
臨畢業，參加中文晉級考試，題量超少，暗喜。
再仔細一看，懞了！
題目如下：
請寫出下面兩句話的區別在哪裡？
1、冬天：能穿多少穿多少；夏天：能穿多少穿多少。
2、剩女產生的原因有兩個，一是誰都看不上，二是誰都看不上。
3、女孩給男朋友打電話：如果你到了，我還沒到，你就等著吧；如果我到了，你還沒到，你就等著吧。
4、單身的原因：原來是喜歡一個人，現在是喜歡一個人。
老外淚流滿面，交白卷，回國了。
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