宮廷政治
大宅
酒過三巡,菜過五味,清蒸魚端上來了。
分局長放下酒杯,主動分配盤中的魚。
他用筷子非常嫻熟地把魚眼挑出來,給他左右兩邊的兩位副分局長一人一個,他說這叫〖刮目相看〗,二位副座能力一流,,希望今後一如既往地配合我的工作。
兩個分副局長面帶微笑,感動地說謝謝分局長,我們一定不辜負分局長的期望,全力支持您維護治安。
分局長把魚骨頭剔出來,夾給了主秘,說這叫〖中流砥柱〗,你是我們分局的主幹,這個自然歸你。
主秘受寵若驚,說謝謝老闆。
分局長把魚嘴給了會計主任,說這叫〖唇齒相依〗。
會計主任就拋給他一個源遠流長的媚眼,說謝謝分局長。
分局長把魚尾巴給了督察組長,說這叫〖委以重任〗。
督察組長感激涕零,說謝謝老大。
分局長把魚肚子給了人事室主任,說這叫〖你是我心腹〗。
人事室主任點頭哈腰,說謝謝分局長。
分局長把魚鰭給了警備隊長,說這叫〖展翅高飛〗,你是咱們分局裡的精英,絕對會步步高升的。
警備隊長滿臉笑顏,說還望分局長多多栽培。
分局長把魚屁股整片,給了偵查隊長,說這叫〖定有後福〗。
偵查隊長精神煥發,說一定全力以赴。
分到最後,盤子裡只剩下了一堆魚肉。分局長苦笑著搖搖頭,
嘆了一口氣,說這個”爛攤子”還得由我收拾,誰讓我是分局長呢 ?
尼媽的!眾人心中飆罵,肉都是他吃的……
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