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螞蟻和大象結婚三天就要離婚。

 

螞蟻說:能不離嗎?接個吻要爬個二十分鐘!

 

大象也生氣道: 離! 堅決的離! 親個嘴還要拿放大鏡找半天,好不容易找到了,喘口氣,又被吹走了。

 

結果還沒離成,大象就死了,螞蟻一邊哭、一邊罵﹔

沒良心的,我這輩子什麼都不用幹了,光埋你就好了。

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