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老公，我把人家車刮了！
老公：一天盡給我找些鬼事，啥車啊？
媳婦：不認識，就帶個B字。
老公：比亞迪啊，等著我一會就到。
媳婦：老公不是比亞迪！
老公：寶馬啊，那你等著，老子去銀行取點錢！
媳婦：也不是，寶馬我認識。
老公：不會是賓利吧，你這個敗家的娘們！你瞅回來我不呼死你地！
這時一個帶有磁性的聲音接過電話說：兄弟，我這是布加迪威龍
老公：去你媽的，媳婦我不要了，你看著辦吧！
老婆：是他刮倒我的自行車，我躺地上了，動不了，車主說只能賠我500萬，想找你商量來著……
老公：媳婦，在哪裡呀，別怕昂，有老公在昂，我現在馬上過來昂！
老婆：去你媽的，老娘不要你了！
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