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早上起來拖著疲累的身體開始用含有「三氯沙」的牙膏刷牙,騎著機車上班呼吸著空氣中含有「 PM 2.5」的空氣,由於時間緊迫來不急,所以就買了含有「三聚氰氨」的毒牛奶喝。
到了公司開始上班,工作壓力又太大,常常被主管盯,好不容易到了中午,隨便買個含有「瘦肉精」的豬排 和有「碳酸氫銨」海帶來吃,當然啦一定要再配一杯有添加了「11項農藥」的英國藍「玫瑰花瓣冰茶」。
到了下午,發覺壓力太大導致胃不舒服,於是手上剛好有 用「工業級碳酸鈣」製作好的「鄭杏泰」胃藥粉,趕快補充。
下班回家,買塊用「地溝油」炸出來的雞排,再請老闆多加一些「工業用的碳酸鎂」胡椒粉 這樣吃起來才入味。
一塊雞排吃不飽,走到了夜市看到有人在賣用「甲醛」做好的春捲,春捲的好吃 在於它的花生粉,所以拜託老板多加一點含有「黃麴毒素」的花生粉多一點。
用完了晚餐,老板用line 傳了訊息來交待明天要完成的工作,於是也沒有心情逛街,趕快回家完成工作才是實在。
工作到晚上12點,想起了還沒有洗澡,於是使用含有「綠膿桿菌」的沐浴乳洗澡,並用摻有「農藥」的洗衣精洗衣服。
結束完辛苦了一天,最後喝一杯有「銻毒」的瓶裝水 結束這一天。
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