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夏日炎炎，享用一下冷笑話涼快一下:
1.饅頭假裝是肉包，猜一人名？
答案：吳宗憲（無中陷）。
2.五月花和百合花哪一個沒有生小孩？
答案：五月花。五月花〝衛生紙〞（未生子）。
3.人體哪個東西貴的可賣到兆？
答案: 膽…好膽賣走(兆)(台語) 。
4.如果吳宗憲打籃球,應該找誰來防守他??
答案：慈母 ，因為 …. 慈母守宗憲！
5.黑人和白雪公主結婚會生下小什麼小孩?
答案：灰姑娘,因為白+黑=灰
6.為啥美人魚最專情?
答案：因為他不會劈腿！
7.黑人和白人生的孩子 剛出生，牙齒是甚麼顏色?—
答案：沒有顏色 ( 因為剛出生的小孩沒有牙齒) ！
8.一隻公雞加一隻母雞，猜三個字？
答案 :兩隻雞！
9.有兩個人掉到陷阱裡了，死的人叫死人，活人叫什麼?
答案 :叫”救命”！
10.為什麼熱戀中的男女喜歡在黑暗的地方談情說愛呢？
答案 :因為愛情是盲目的！
11.進浴室洗澡時，要先脫衣服、還是褲子？
答案 :先關門比較好！
12.什麼事是林先生和林太太每天睡覺時都要做的事？
答案 :閉上眼睛。
13.大月有31天，小月有30天， 哪個月有28天?
答案：每個月都有28天。
14.大胖子從大樓掉下來變什麼?
正確答案：死胖子。
15.有一天有一隻狗跪在冰上,結果咧?
答案：變成貴賓狗。
16.烏龜的心長得像什麼？
答案：箭(歸心似箭) 。
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