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某病人傷痕累累被送進醫院。

醫生問:「先生您是怎麼受傷的?」

 

此病人說:「剛才在上班路上,我看到地上有張仟元鈔,就蹲下去想撿,突然有個女的要跟我搶。」

 

醫生:「你被她打了嗎?」

病人:「沒有,她只是對我大聲喊…色狼,我就被一群人打了。」

 

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