五十步笑百步

五十步笑百步

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某日,金正恩將軍在記者陪同下視察北韓航天局時宣佈:

10年內,要讓北韓太空人登陸太陽!

 

一位美國記者問道,太陽溫度那麼高你們怎麼登上去呢?

頓時全場鴉雀無聲。

大家不知道該怎樣回答這個問題。

 

這時金將軍緩緩說道,我們天黑去!

頓時全場北韓人響起雷鳴般的掌聲……

 

正在看電視直播的歐巴馬,冷笑著對周圍的同僚說:這白痴,天黑了根本沒太陽! 白宮內也響起了雷鳴般的掌聲!

 

大家這時才明白:兩個都是~二百五~

 

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