酒醉誤事
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1、有天姐夫去喝酒，晚上喝的醉醺醺的回家，姐姐生氣。
但是對著一個醉漢沒火發，就給自己抹了口紅，然後就在熟睡的老公脖子上和臉上親了好幾個印子。
第二天，等姐夫清醒了，姐姐就開始和他吵架，問他昨天都去哪鬼混了。
婆婆過來勸架，看到兒子臉上的口紅印，上去就是一巴掌。
隨後的好幾天，姐夫都在努力回憶喝醉的那天晚上到底幹啥了。
2、昨晚大醉，今早醒來，發現滿嘴的泥巴，遂打電話問送我回家的哥們兒是怎麼回事。
答曰：「昨晚你說你自己是喜羊羊，趴在地上非要吃草，拉都拉不住。」
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