跳芭蕾舞

跳芭蕾舞

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有一天夫妻一起看電視,電視中女演員正在跳芭蕾舞。

 

老公說:「老婆,妳也很適合跳芭蕾舞。」

老婆竊喜!心想:「老公一定覺得我身材不錯。」

 

老婆仍沉住氣,繼續問他:

「你為什麼覺得我適合跳芭蕾舞呀?」

 

老公一本正經,並用很專業的語氣說道:

「跳芭蕾舞的人,胸部不能太大。」

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