蕭邦的爺爺
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你不必成為世界上最好的人，但你要成為世界上對她最好的人。
妳知道蕭邦的祖父是怎麼娶到他的妻子？
蕭邦的爺爺是駝子，可是他一眼就看上美麗得像天仙一樣的她，
他苦苦的追求，但她根本正眼都不瞧他一眼。
經過了許多年，他終於守在她身邊了。
因為，有一天，他告訴她：
『妳相信宿命嗎？每個人的姻緣都是上帝決定了的，當我出生的時候，上帝告訴我，我未來的妻子是一個駝子。我誠心誠意的對上帝說，請把她的駝背給我吧，我願意代她承受，請讓所有的美麗都屬於她。
上帝實現了我的願望。妳為什麼不看我一眼呢？』
後來，那個美麗得像天仙的女子終於嫁給了他。
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這個故事告訴我們…………..
基本上男人專門靠視覺，女人靠聽覺，
所以男人要多說好話~~~
女人多麼喜歡聽好話。
這就是「騙蕭爺」(台語)的由來。
這句最好笑！
看到這~~心情有無好一點啊~~~ 哈哈哈 ^Q^
祝心情愉快!!!
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