鑰鎖與號角
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老修女服侍主教一輩子，因年紀大了，於是培養一年輕修女來接棒。
卸職前夕，老修女問年輕修女學習成果如何?…說來聽聽。
年輕修女說：每天幫他放洗澡水、準備衣服、整理棉被…..。
老修女問：除了放洗澡水…還做什麼？
年輕修女回說：哦，水上浮出一根東西。
我問主教是啥？他說是天堂的鑰匙。
我問『那門鎖在哪？』
他說『就在妳身上』。
我問『可否開看看？』
於是，主教用鑰匙打開我身上的鎖…。
進入天堂後…果然飄飄欲仙…，很舒服耶!!
老修女一聽，發飆大叫:
這老傢伙，騙我說是天堂的號角…，每天起床就叫我吹…..
害我幫他吹了卅年….，竟然說謊騙我這麼久啊！
………$$@#$^&&^%$#@@@@
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