犯了全天下男人都會犯的錯
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兩個禮拜之前,是我50歲的生日。
那天早上,我的心情還不錯。
我想說吃早餐的時候,我老婆一定會高興的跟我說”生日快樂”,
搞不好還會準備一個禮物送我呢!
結果她不但沒有跟我說”生日快樂”,就連”早安”也沒一句。
我想”算了,老婆就是這樣!可能小孩會記得吧。”
結果,小孩來吃早餐的時候,也是什麼都沒說。
等我到公司的時候,我已經覺得滿沮喪的了。
當我要走進辦公室的時候,我的秘書珍娜對我說:
“早安阿 ~~老闆,生日快樂。”
我頓時覺得好一點,至少還有人記得。
工作到了中午,珍娜敲敲我的門說:
“你知道嗎?今天天氣不錯,而且又是你的生日,不如到外面用餐吧,就我跟你”
我說:” 那是我今天聽到最好聽的話,走吧!”
我們沒有到我們平常用餐的地方,反而去了郊外一個比較私人的地方,我們點了兩杯馬丁尼,好好的享受這頓午餐。
在回去的路上,她說:
“今天真的是美好的一天。我想我們不一定要回去公司吧!”
我說: “我想不用吧! ”
她說:”那不如去我家吧!”
到了她家之後,她說:
“老闆,如果你不介意,我想到房間換件比較舒服的衣服!”
“當然!” 我興奮的說。
於是她進去房間,六分鐘之後,她拿了一個大生日蛋糕出來,
接著走出來的是我太太,小孩,以及一群朋友,全部唱著”生日快樂”歌。
◎㊣&※$㎜>%『?!-€㎏℃$&㊣◎□『×』』………
而我則坐在沙發上一絲不掛!!!
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