為愛禱告
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話說某位女士一時興起,買了一隻母鸚鵡。
沒想到帶回家裡,它說的第一句話就是:「想跟我上床嗎?」
女士一聽,心想:「壞了,外人還以為這話是我教的呢,這不把我的淑女形象全給毀了。」
於是她想盡辦法,想教那只鸚鵡說些高雅的話,可是那隻母鸚鵡算是鐵了心了,只會說一句話:「想跟我上床嗎?」
怎麼辦呢?
在那位女士失去主張的時候,聽說神父那裡也養了一隻鸚鵡,而且那只鸚鵡,不但不講粗話,反而是個虔誠的教徒,每天大部分時間裡都在禱告。
於是,那位女士去找神父求助。
神父明白她的來意之後,面色為難的說:「這個,很難辦呀,其實那只鸚鵡,我也並沒有刻意的教牠什麼,牠之所以這麼虔誠,也可能是長期在此受薰陶的緣故吧。」
神父見女士很失落,便說道:「這樣吧,你把那只鸚鵡帶到我這裡來,我把牠們放在一起。希望經過一段時間,你那只鸚鵡能夠被感化。我只能做這些了,有沒有效果,就看神的旨意了……」
女士一聽,也只能這樣了,不是有句話叫:「近朱者赤嗎?試試吧。」
於是她把鸚鵡帶到神父那裡。
神父也依照諾言把兩隻鸚鵡放在了一起。
開始母鸚鵡還有些拘謹,看那只鸚鵡在籠子的一角,默默的禱告,還真不忍心打擾。
可是她還是管不住自己,終於朗聲說道:「想跟我上床嗎?」
公鸚鵡聽到這話,停止了禱告,轉身看了看母鸚鵡,忽然淚如雨下:「感謝上帝,我禱告這麼多年的願望終於實現了……」
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