盲人打燈

盲人打燈

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學生: 老師,昨晚我見一盲人打著燈籠走路。他明明看不見,打燈籠有何用?

 

老師:

如果他是怕別人看不清路,這是儒家;

如果他是怕別人撞到他,這是墨家;

如果他認為黑夜出門就必須打燈籠,這是法家;

如果他認為想打就打順其自然,這是道家;

如果他借此開示眾生,這是佛家;

如果他明明看得見卻裝瞎,這是台灣的政客;

如果他是真瞎,卻打著燈籠給人引路,這肯定是台灣的名嘴!

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