有素質的劫匪

有素質的劫匪

大宅

 

一夥劫匪在搶劫銀行時,說了一句至理名言:

“通通不許動,錢是國家的,命是自己的!”

大家都一聲不吭躺倒。

 

劫匪望了一眼躺在桌上四肢朝天的出納小姐,說:

“請你躺文明些!這是搶劫,又不是強姦!”

 

劫匪回去後,其中一個新來的劫匪說,老大,我們趕快數一下搶了多少,那老劫匪說,你傻啊?這麽多,你要數到什麽時候啊?

今天晚上看新聞不就知道了嗎?

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