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有一位女士，決定砸下重金，讓自己美容，花十幾萬元以後，
她覺得非常滿意！
回家路上，在報攤，買了份報紙，找錢的時候，她問老板：
“不好意思，你猜我幾歲？
老板說：32。
她好興奮：47啦！
接著，她去麥當勞問櫃台的小姐同樣的問題。
小姐說：我猜29。
她好高興：不是，47啦！
興高采烈地去街角的統一超市買包口香糖，忍不住問促銷小姐。
小姐說：嗯，我猜30。
她好得意：47，謝謝！
等公車的時候，她又問旁邊的老頭兒。
老頭兒說：我70歲了，眼睛不好，看不出來。
不過在我們年輕的時候有種方法可以鑑定。
如果妳讓我把手伸進妳的胸罩裡，我絕對可以知道妳的年紀！
半響無聲，空曠的大街上，她終於忍不住好奇：
好吧！你試試看。
老頭兒把手伸入她的乳罩，開始緩慢而仔細地摸索。
幾分鐘以後，她說：好了，你猜我幾歲？
老頭兒又捏了最後一下，把手拿出來。
說：女士，妳47歲。
女士大吃一驚，驚訝的問：好厲害！你怎麼知道的？
“保證不生氣”？
“不生氣”
老頭兒回答道：在麥當勞的時候，我排你後面..
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