魔高一丈

魔高一丈

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今天去ATM取錢,前面有一對夫妻。

妻子對丈夫說:「我要輸密碼了,你離開」,丈夫退到一邊去了。

 

我心想,這女人好強勢啊!肯定在家管錢!

只聽到滴滴三聲過後,妻子轉身對丈夫說:「好了,我輸完了,該你輸後三位了!」

哎呦!我真開眼了,原來是互相制約、互相監督、財務共管啊!

高!實在是高!

 

然後看見丈夫背著妻子先按了3次倒退鍵,再輸入了6位元密碼……

我整個人都驚呆了!高手啊!真是道高一尺,魔高一丈啊!

 

老公把錢交給妻子後,只見那女的抓起一把鈔票往男的臉上打…..

「好樣的,你特別阿!別人密碼6位,你9位,我注意你好久了!」

男的很茫然,女的繼續發飆。

 

「老娘上次輸520(我愛你),這次輸748(去死吧),你都把錢取出來!密碼是啥,不說把你廢了!」

男的戰戰兢兢吐出六個數字438438(死三八死三八)

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