媽媽的毛
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還在讀三年級的妹妹是個左撇子…
某一天，老師回家前出一題作文題目，作為同學的家庭功課，
妹妹急急忙忙的抄下題目就收拾書包回家了。
妹妹回家後打開連絡簿，才看到作文題是「媽媽的毛」，這下可難倒這個三年級的小女生了，妹妹絞盡腦汁想了半天，才寫了兩行：「媽媽的毛，最長的是頭髮，最短的是睫毛」，就再怎麼也寫不下去了，於是跑去問媽媽。
媽媽一看到題目是寫關於她的毛，著實嚇了一跳，
於是媽媽打電話去和老師理論，問老師怎麼出這種題目。
媽媽：「老師啊，你有沒有搞錯，孩子還這麼小怎麼能出這種題目呢？」
老師：「這作文題目有什麼問題嗎？我覺得小孩子越早寫這種題目越好。」﹝老師覺得這樣可以讓小朋友早一點知道感恩。﹞
媽媽：「有沒有搞錯啊？你這老師是怎麼當的？」
老師心想，「是不是媽媽不好意思在小孩面前自己誇讚自己，才不好意思寫？」
於是說：「要是真的不會寫，也可以問問爸爸啊，參考一下他的意見。」
這時媽媽真的氣瘋了，生氣的罵：「我說老師啊！你再怎麼樣也不能出媽媽的毛這種題目嘛！」
老師嚇了一跳：「我出的題目是…媽媽的手耶！」
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