未老先衰

未老先衰

大宅

 

有一天,會議結束後,我從會議室出來,開始尋找我的汽車鑰匙,發現它不在我的口袋裡。趕快回會議室裏搜尋,卻也了無蹤影。

 

突然間,我想到我一定是把它留在車子裡了。

我的丈夫曾經多次對我大叫,說我把鑰匙留在汽車的鑰匙孔裡了。

我的想法是,把鑰匙留在鑰匙孔是最不會丟掉它的地方。

而他的想法是,如果把鑰匙留在鑰匙孔的話,汽車將會被偷!

 

我立即趕到停車場,得了一個可怕的結論。

他的想法是對的,因為停車場是空空如也。

我立刻打電話給警察,告訴他們我現在的位置,汽車的描述,我停放汽車的地方…等等。

我也承認我把鑰匙留在車子裡,而且汽車被偷了。

 

然後,我很為難地打電話給我的丈夫,告訴他:「我把鑰匙留在車裡,而且車子已經被偷了。」

 

對方沈默了一陣子,我以為電話已經斷線了,但後來我聽到了他的聲音。

「白痴」,他喊道,「是我開車送你去開會的!」

 

現在是我沉默的時候了;我很尷尬,同時也很開心。

我說:「好吧,那請你來接我吧!」

他再次大聲喊道:「我會的,等我說服這名警察,讓他相信我並沒有偷走妳的車,我就會去接妳。」

 

不要一個人笑,因為…每天都有很多類似事情出錯。

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