吃貨寫詩
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在吃貨輩出的年代裡，才子也輩出，
看看這些牛逼的吃貨才子寫的詩吧，笑死人不償命啊！
1、《天淨沙，餓了》
剁椒魚頭烤鴨，
糖醋排骨對蝦，
水煮肉片鳳爪，
肉串雞架，
溜肥腸炒豆芽。
2、《如夢令，宵夜》
吃著乾鍋牛蛙，
眼盯蔥爆腰花。
抽兩口中華，
乾掉啤酒兩瓶。
老闆，老闆，
再拍一盤黃瓜。
3、《相見歡，吃吧》
腰花豆皮豬紅，多放蔥，
無奈冬天易冷，還有風。
蛋煎餅，要薄脆，熱烘烘。
自古會吃的人，最輕鬆。
4、《少年游，東北大哥夜宵記》
啤酒麻小大羊腰。
餓了吃夜宵。
白貂老妹，
剝蒜倒酒，
憔悴楚宮腰。
5、《江城子，擼串》
夜半三更餓得慌，
翻櫥櫃，開冰箱。
一盤韭菜，怎麼吃得香？
禦寒裝備穿身上，
出門去，夜市逛。
毛肚雞腿加烤腸，
還有那，羊肉湯。
吃完魷魚就結帳，
不後悔，來這趟！
6、《江城子，餓的慌》
空肚學習到夜長，
難思量，紫菜湯，
雞腿臘腸，卻不在冰箱。
連碗泡麵都沒有，
再別提，心拔涼。
說起番薯玉米香，
雄赳赳，氣昂昂。
紅燒豬掌，想都不敢想，
我寄愁心與明月，
捂著胃，餓的慌。
7、《釵頭鳳，沒貨》
紅燒肉，黃藤酒。
滿樓春捲炸雞柳；
半夜冷，沒存貨，
一懷涼水，半個蘋果，
餓，餓，餓！
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