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一個住在倫敦的朋友說:
我受夠了,常常在我家附近被偷竊和搶劫,
警報系統也沒有用,所以我就把它們都扔掉了。
我也取消了鄰里社區沒有用的守望相助系統,
相反的,我在前花園的角落放了一面塔利班旗幟。
說也奇怪,此後,城市警察、國家安全局、蘇格蘭場、MI-5、MI-6、中央情報局和歐洲其他情報部門都在全天候監視我的房子。
我每天上下班都會被監視和跟踪,我的妻子出去購物時也會被監視。
從此偷竊搶劫都沒了,也沒有人再打擾我們了,多年以來我從未感到如此安全。
這篇笑話的啟示是:
沒有解決不了的問題,只是你用錯方法,
想要別人重視你的問題,就要讓你的問題和別人的利益綁在一起,
唯有對方的利益受到侵犯,對方才會重視這個問題。
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