老媽的偏好

老媽的偏好

大宅

 

三個離家闖天下的兒子聚在一起,討論各自送給老媽的禮物。

大兒子說:『我為媽媽蓋了一棟大房子。』

二兒子說:『我送給她一輛賓士,還附司機。』

 

三兒子說:『我一定會打敗你們了,你們知道媽媽非常喜歡讀聖經,你們也應該知道她的眼睛不好。我送她的是一隻會朗誦全本聖經的棕色鸚鵡,總共動用二十名修道院的修士,花了整整十二年的時間來教這隻鸚鵡,我還得每年都要奉獻十萬元,他們才肯訓練牠。不過這是值得的,媽媽只要說出章節名稱,那隻! 鸚鵡就會開始背誦聖經給她聽。』

 

故事還沒結束喔!

 

過了不久,他們就收到媽媽寄出的謝卡:

給大兒子的寫道:『Charles,你蓋的房子好大。我只住在其中一個房間,但是我卻得打掃整棟房子。』

 

給二兒子的寫說:『James,我太老沒辦法外出旅行。我整天都待在家裡,所以我從來沒坐過那台賓士。而且,那個司機好粗魯,好沒禮貌!』

 

她給三兒子的信柔和許多:『最親愛的Thomas,你是三個兒子中唯一知道媽媽最喜歡的是什麼,謝謝你送的那隻雞,非常好吃。』

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