攻心計

攻心計

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老婆:「老公,你說是野花香?還是家花香呢?」

老公心裡一想,老婆肯定在考我的,於是果斷的回答:「家花香。」

 

誰知道老婆一聽,馬上一巴掌就往老公臉上搧了下去。

老公怒問:「你幹嘛打我?我說錯了嗎?」

 

老婆也大吼的說:「你若沒找過野花,怎麼知道家花香呢?」

老公:「我咧…(**&^%%$$##%^&*()」

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