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讓我們從美洲出發走一圈：
到了美國，才知道不管對方是誰，你都可以打個官司去告一告。
到了夏威夷，才知道女人可以不必買胸罩。
到了加拿大，才知道面積比中國還大的地方；人比北京還要少。
到了墨西哥，才知道要去美國，還可以走地下道。
到了巴拿馬，才知道一條河，也代表了主權的重要。
到了巴西，才知道衣服穿得很少也用不著害臊。
到了古巴，才知道雪茄有Ｎ種的味道。
到了智利，才知道火車在境內拐個彎也很難辦到。
到了阿根廷，才知道不懂足球會讓人暈倒。
到歐洲了：
到了北歐，才知道太陽也會睡懶覺。
到了德國，才知道一板一眼，竟然是雙Ｂ的驕傲。
到了英國，才知道童話中的幸福與快樂都是偽造。
到了荷蘭，才知道海平面原來這麼高。
到了法國，才知道被人調戲，還會很有情調。
到了西班牙，才知道被牛拱到天上，還可以哈哈大笑。
到了南斯拉夫，才知道為什麼有人不願回到祖國的懷抱。
到了俄羅斯，才知道伏特加是一種飲料。
到了奧地利，才知道連個乞丐都能彈上一支小調。
到了瑞士，才知道開個銀行帳戶，沒有百萬美金會被人恥笑。
到了丹麥，才知道編個童話其實可以不打草稿。
到了義大利，才知道GUCCI, PRADA比中國還少。
到了希臘，才知道迷人的地方其實都是破廟。
到了梵蒂岡，才知道在境內任何地方開槍，都可以打到羅馬的鳥。
過了地中海，來到非洲：
到了非洲，才知道人吃人有時候也是一種需要。
到了埃及，才知道一座塔能有多麼的奧妙。
到了撒哈拉，才知道節約用水的重要。
到了南非，才知道象牙比鑽石還要少。
前往中東：
到了中東，才知道竟然會分不清楚個人的生命與民族的尊嚴到底誰最重要。
到了 阿拉伯，才知道做男人是多麼的驕傲。
到了阿富汗，才知道冤枉都是不能上告。
到了伊拉克，才知道槍砲彈藥，隨處都能撿到。
回到亞洲：
到了日本，才知道死不認帳的人，有時候還會很有禮貌。
到了韓國，才知道亞洲的足球，使上帝都差點瘋掉。
到了泰國，才知道漂亮妹妹褲檔裡有小鳥。
到了香港，才知道大家都喜歡撐傘。
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