馬馬唬唬
大宅
一個騎兵在作戰中不幸被俘。
我們會殺掉所有俘虜，敵軍首領對他說： 不過由於你在作戰中表現英勇，令人佩服，我可以三天后再殺，在此之前滿足你三個要求。現在，你可以提第一個要求了。
騎兵想也沒想的說：「我想對我的馬說句話。」
首領答應了，於是騎兵走過去，對他的馬耳語了一句。
那馬聽了後，長嘯一聲，疾馳而去。
——
黃昏時分，馬回來了，背上馱著一個漂亮女郎。
當天晚上， 騎兵便與女郎共渡良宵。
首領嘖嘖稱奇：「真是一匹神奇的寶馬！不過，我還是要殺你。你的第二個要求是什麼？」
騎兵再次要求和馬說句話。
首領答應了，於是騎兵再次跟馬耳語了一句，那馬又長嘯一聲， 疾馳而去。
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黃昏時分，馬又回來了，這次背上馱的又是個女郎， 比上次那個更加性感動人。當天晚上，騎兵與這位女郎又渡過了歡樂的一晚。
首領大為嘆服：「你和你的馬都令人大開眼界，不過明天我還是要殺你，現在你提出你最後一個要求吧！」
騎兵想了一下說：「我想和我的馬單獨談談。」
首領覺得很奇怪，不過還是點頭應允，帶著隨從離開了，帳篷裡只剩下騎兵和他的寶馬。
騎兵死死地盯著他的馬，突然揪住它的雙耳，氣沖沖的說：
我再說一遍，帶「一個旅」的人來救我！不是帶「一個女」的人啦！
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