大舌頭 

大舌頭

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有位大舌頭的小姐要坐公車到天母,可是她不知道要在那一站下車,於是她問司機先生:

「資機先生,頂問疑下,顛母代哪裡下車?」

(司機先生,請問一下,天母在哪裡下車?)

 

司機先生沒理她,她又問:

「頂問一下,顛母代哪裡下車?」

(請問一下,天母在哪裡下車?)

 

司機先生還是沒理她,旁邊有位年青人,看不下去了,於是告訴那位小姐,天母下車的地方。

 

小姐下車以後,年青人問公車司機:「司機先生,剛剛那一位小姐問你,天母在哪裡下車,你為什麼都不告訴她?」

司機先生轉過頭來,很無奈的說:「不市偶不告市她,偶市怕如果偶這樣收,她會以為偶在鞋她。」

(不是我不告訴她,我是怕如果我這樣說,她會以為我在學她。)

 

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