歷史典故

歷史典故

大宅

 

老王到日本去旅遊,對和服和日本人的姓氏非常好奇。

問題一堆,問得導遊不耐煩。

導遊說……好!好!好!你這麼好奇,我就通通告訴你!

 

古時日本多戰事,男丁日益稀少,人口急劇下降,

為提高出生率,天皇下令,男人可以在任何時間,任何地方和任何女子做愛,於是,女人為了《做事方便》,出門便圍條床單,背個枕頭,久而久之便成了和服。

 

如果生下的孩子不知誰是爹,就以做愛的地點為姓,於是便有了松下、井上、渡邊、山口、田中、小泉,在墳墓邊叫大塚……等姓氏。

如果生之前只和一個男人炒飯,就加上一個《純》字,如小泉純一郎!

如果二個以上就加上《倍》字,如安倍晉三。

 

另外,日本兵一般好色,叫黃軍(皇軍),

戰敗後不能再色,所以叫自慰隊(自衛隊)。

 

這樣懂了嗎?

老王:了解了!

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