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有個65歲的老頭子拿著全部過關的健康檢查報告,頗滿意的問醫生:「以65歲的年紀來說,已經挺不錯了吧?你覺得我可以活到85嗎?」
醫生問:「我不知道 — 你喝不喝酒、抽不抽煙、嗑不嗑藥.. ?」
老先生回答:「除了上教堂、聖誕節偶爾喝點紅酒,20多歲後就沒喝了,從來沒抽過煙,完全不碰所有不合法的碗糕。」
醫生接著問:「那你有沒有做些帶點危險性的活動,像是高空彈跳、爬山或是騎摩托車?」
老先生回答:「當然不,我終身奉行安全為上。」
醫生再問:「你有沒有跟女人鬼混?整晚混趴?」
老先生大大不以為然:「怎麼可能!我20多歲遇上我老婆以來從來沒有不忠過。
多年來我一直勤奮工作,不要說混整晚,連參一腳的時間都沒有。」
醫生望著老先生:「那你幹嘛要活到85呢?!」
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